Formulas.

- Q (M-delta-TC) = Q = M-delta-TC

Ep = MGH

Ek = .5MV2

W = FD

Damn you Physics...for ruining my Sunday. :(

My life is complete...for now.

Clip on bow

Pink pumps

My life is completed for the moment. 

First (sucessful) LookBook post

I just posted my first LookBook post. 

it was successful. 

I don't look fat. 

I don't look creepy

And I got a "full" body shot, with stacking bunches of books. 

**because of the lack of tripods in my life** 

And I'm proud of it. 

Really. 

Blast of the Past : Sitting Cubes.

In 2010, I was in Dubai again. 

Chilling around Dubai...

and I was amazed by this amazingly amazing thing...

Sitting cubes...wait it gets better....

they light up!!

Aren't these the most amazing thing you ever seen!? ~

PS.

Nikon D3000 + Just Dance 2 = 

Fashion shots! yeeee! 

Losing weight with a nice camera. 

So Excited.

Blast of the Past : Breaking into a Hotel room...

Not as cool as it sounds, cause we knew the person.

STEP ONE: Find a balcony. 

STEP TWO: Get a recruiter, cause your not tall enough...

STEP THREE: Jump in on them....( I call this my sexy pose...when I was fat)

STEP FOUR: Reaction....

 FAIL.

Blast of the Past

I remember on my trip to Hampi, All of us stayed in the hotel, but in rooms all over the place. My "Balcony"
(notice the picture, me with my head sticking out of the window)

(balcony =  I opened the window and there was a little ledge about, 30cm wide, and I just sat on there, and yes, if I fell, I would have died.)

My balcony was horizontally to my friends, and i was too lazy to take the elevator and walk to his room to get my cigarettes.
So he threw the cigarettes down to me...sadly the wind caught them and flew about three meters away from me.

Conclusion: 
I crawled a side of a six story hotel, to get a pack of cigarettes.

Stripping

Now being a French Canadian - Russian. I must know SOMETHING of Stripteasing.

Well...

I don't they cancel out, making me having no idea.

But I've come to learn that any song my Kesha is a really strip song.

"Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat, just let me tap that"

"Take it off"

"I eat boys up"

"Blow"  

Just to name a few...