Formulas.

- Q (M-delta-TC) = Q = M-delta-TC

Ep = MGH

Ek = .5MV2

W = FD

Damn you Physics...for ruining my Sunday. :(

My life is complete...for now.

Clip on bow

Pink pumps

My life is completed for the moment. 

First (sucessful) LookBook post

I just posted my first LookBook post. 

it was successful. 

I don't look fat. 

I don't look creepy

And I got a "full" body shot, with stacking bunches of books. 

**because of the lack of tripods in my life** 

And I'm proud of it. 

Really. 

Blast of the Past : Sitting Cubes.

In 2010, I was in Dubai again. 

Chilling around Dubai...

and I was amazed by this amazingly amazing thing...

Sitting cubes...wait it gets better....

they light up!!

Aren't these the most amazing thing you ever seen!? ~

PS.

Nikon D3000 + Just Dance 2 = 

Fashion shots! yeeee! 

Losing weight with a nice camera. 

So Excited.

Blast of the Past : Breaking into a Hotel room...

Not as cool as it sounds, cause we knew the person.

STEP ONE: Find a balcony. 

STEP TWO: Get a recruiter, cause your not tall enough...

STEP THREE: Jump in on them....( I call this my sexy pose...when I was fat)

STEP FOUR: Reaction....

 FAIL.

Blast of the Past

I remember on my trip to Hampi, All of us stayed in the hotel, but in rooms all over the place. My "Balcony"
(notice the picture, me with my head sticking out of the window)

(balcony =  I opened the window and there was a little ledge about, 30cm wide, and I just sat on there, and yes, if I fell, I would have died.)

My balcony was horizontally to my friends, and i was too lazy to take the elevator and walk to his room to get my cigarettes.
So he threw the cigarettes down to me...sadly the wind caught them and flew about three meters away from me.

Conclusion: 
I crawled a side of a six story hotel, to get a pack of cigarettes.

Stripping

Now being a French Canadian - Russian. I must know SOMETHING of Stripteasing.

Well...

I don't they cancel out, making me having no idea.

But I've come to learn that any song my Kesha is a really strip song.

"Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat, just let me tap that"

"Take it off"

"I eat boys up"

"Blow"  

Just to name a few...

Jersey Shore...

My opinions on the Jersey Shore members

Nicole "Snooki" : A disgusting, dwarf-like alcoholic, who slightly scares me at times. But she does make me giggle. And she wrote a book. LOLOLOLOL.

Jenni "Jwwow" : Porn Star (?), who's probably the only one in the members who can be sucessful one day (with their brain)

Pauly D : A hilarious boy, but seems to be greatly inspired to look like an oumpa loumpa.

Ronnie : Steroids. Enough said.

Sammi "Sweetheart" : The reason Advil was created. Her voice makes my head hurt.

Vinny : Typical Italien boy, too bad he became a guido. What a shame.

Mike "The Situation" : Apparently he wants an acting career LOLOLOLOL. Ohh, What has Hollywood come to?

Deena : Cries. Alot. Abit too much. Slightly looks like a man.

Angelina : Like they say in Italien. Ciao Bella !


Best part of all this. Season four is in Italy. And they don't speak Italien.
Can't
Wait.

For my stalkers...

Name: Morgan-Daphné "Morganisms" Rutty
School: A horrible public high school
Nationality: French Canadian-Russian (since no canadian is full on canadian -unless native- putting russian is apporiate)
Hobbies: Piano

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes.
Do you like someone?: For obvious.
Does anyone like you?: For obvious
Have you ever kissed anyone?: ...For obvious.
Hugged anyone in the past week?: Yes.

Friendships

Who is your best friend?:Diego, David, Margot & Clara
Where did you meet them?: 

Diego: I was drunk in a taxi with him. (stole his taxi)

David:We were the only North American-ers in my school.

Margot & Clara: Don`t remenber. 
Did you lose any friends this year?: No The year just started.
Gain any?: Yes.
Meet a special friend?: Handicap?
Did you hang out with any friends in the past week?: No. Don`t you know? I blog and life in a cave.

New Years Eve

Did you do anything at midnight?: Yes.
Who did you spend it with?: Zullo, The italien badass.
Did you have any resolutions?: No. I don`t do resolutions, cause it`s always about dieting, and then i break it. and feel bad, and eat again. It`s a cycle.

Valentines Day (2010)

Did you have a Valentine?: Yes
Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: No.
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: No.

Summer(2010)

Did you go on vacation?: <<vacation>>> to canada. 
Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: no. I had a broken ankle. I sat watching Cake boss all the time.
How long was your summer break?: 3 months

Did you get a tan?: Kinda. Except for my leg that was in a cast.
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: No. Mentally yes. 

Halloween (2010)

Did you go trick or treating?: No
If so, who did you go with?: No
Did you dress up?: No
Was it fun?: No Worst halloween ever.

Christmas (2011)

Who did you spend it with?: Family
Did Santa come to your house?: No :(
Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? Why would i ?

Your Birthday(2010)

Who did you spend it with?: Like 20 people
What did you do?: Eat Japanese food + clubbing
What did you get?: Money, Candy and Earrings
When is it?: In May, you creeper.

Have You Ever: (Yes or No)

Kissed someone: Yes
Hugged someone: yes
Electricuted yourself: Yes. Badly. 
Climbed more than 60 feet: No
Made a Youtube video: Yes
Lied to a loved one: Yes
Had a nosebleed: No. never. jealous.
Gotten airsick: Yes. 14 hours in a plane. puking the whole time. Great fun.
Been so bored, you just ate food: Always do that everyday of my life. 
Not brushed your teeth for a day: Yes. Disgusting I know.
Not showered for a day: Yes. Again I`m gross.
Drank alchohol: For obvious.
Smoked: Stopped.
Tried drugs: Yes
Had a pet: Yes. Earnheardt, the cutest dog ever. 
Ran a marathon: No. haha me?

Holy Muffins.

Most amazing picture ever. 

Cannot breath.