Jersey Shore...

My opinions on the Jersey Shore members

Nicole "Snooki" : A disgusting, dwarf-like alcoholic, who slightly scares me at times. But she does make me giggle. And she wrote a book. LOLOLOLOL.

Jenni "Jwwow" : Porn Star (?), who's probably the only one in the members who can be sucessful one day (with their brain)

Pauly D : A hilarious boy, but seems to be greatly inspired to look like an oumpa loumpa.

Ronnie : Steroids. Enough said.

Sammi "Sweetheart" : The reason Advil was created. Her voice makes my head hurt.

Vinny : Typical Italien boy, too bad he became a guido. What a shame.

Mike "The Situation" : Apparently he wants an acting career LOLOLOLOL. Ohh, What has Hollywood come to?

Deena : Cries. Alot. Abit too much. Slightly looks like a man.

Angelina : Like they say in Italien. Ciao Bella !


Best part of all this. Season four is in Italy. And they don't speak Italien.
Can't
Wait.

For my stalkers...

Name: Morgan-Daphné "Morganisms" Rutty
School: A horrible public high school
Nationality: French Canadian-Russian (since no canadian is full on canadian -unless native- putting russian is apporiate)
Hobbies: Piano

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes.
Do you like someone?: For obvious.
Does anyone like you?: For obvious
Have you ever kissed anyone?: ...For obvious.
Hugged anyone in the past week?: Yes.

Friendships

Who is your best friend?:Diego, David, Margot & Clara
Where did you meet them?: 

Diego: I was drunk in a taxi with him. (stole his taxi)

David:We were the only North American-ers in my school.

Margot & Clara: Don`t remenber. 
Did you lose any friends this year?: No The year just started.
Gain any?: Yes.
Meet a special friend?: Handicap?
Did you hang out with any friends in the past week?: No. Don`t you know? I blog and life in a cave.

New Years Eve

Did you do anything at midnight?: Yes.
Who did you spend it with?: Zullo, The italien badass.
Did you have any resolutions?: No. I don`t do resolutions, cause it`s always about dieting, and then i break it. and feel bad, and eat again. It`s a cycle.

Valentines Day (2010)

Did you have a Valentine?: Yes
Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: No.
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: No.

Summer(2010)

Did you go on vacation?: <<vacation>>> to canada. 
Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: no. I had a broken ankle. I sat watching Cake boss all the time.
How long was your summer break?: 3 months

Did you get a tan?: Kinda. Except for my leg that was in a cast.
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: No. Mentally yes. 

Halloween (2010)

Did you go trick or treating?: No
If so, who did you go with?: No
Did you dress up?: No
Was it fun?: No Worst halloween ever.

Christmas (2011)

Who did you spend it with?: Family
Did Santa come to your house?: No :(
Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? Why would i ?

Your Birthday(2010)

Who did you spend it with?: Like 20 people
What did you do?: Eat Japanese food + clubbing
What did you get?: Money, Candy and Earrings
When is it?: In May, you creeper.

Have You Ever: (Yes or No)

Kissed someone: Yes
Hugged someone: yes
Electricuted yourself: Yes. Badly. 
Climbed more than 60 feet: No
Made a Youtube video: Yes
Lied to a loved one: Yes
Had a nosebleed: No. never. jealous.
Gotten airsick: Yes. 14 hours in a plane. puking the whole time. Great fun.
Been so bored, you just ate food: Always do that everyday of my life. 
Not brushed your teeth for a day: Yes. Disgusting I know.
Not showered for a day: Yes. Again I`m gross.
Drank alchohol: For obvious.
Smoked: Stopped.
Tried drugs: Yes
Had a pet: Yes. Earnheardt, the cutest dog ever. 
Ran a marathon: No. haha me?