Jersey Shore...

My opinions on the Jersey Shore members

Nicole "Snooki" : A disgusting, dwarf-like alcoholic, who slightly scares me at times. But she does make me giggle. And she wrote a book. LOLOLOLOL.

Jenni "Jwwow" : Porn Star (?), who's probably the only one in the members who can be sucessful one day (with their brain)

Pauly D : A hilarious boy, but seems to be greatly inspired to look like an oumpa loumpa.

Ronnie : Steroids. Enough said.

Sammi "Sweetheart" : The reason Advil was created. Her voice makes my head hurt.

Vinny : Typical Italien boy, too bad he became a guido. What a shame.

Mike "The Situation" : Apparently he wants an acting career LOLOLOLOL. Ohh, What has Hollywood come to?

Deena : Cries. Alot. Abit too much. Slightly looks like a man.

Angelina : Like they say in Italien. Ciao Bella !


Best part of all this. Season four is in Italy. And they don't speak Italien.
Can't
Wait.